The One Time I’m Wearing A Fanny Pack

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It started as a joke. My brother gifted me a neon green fanny pack for my birthday, complete with an emoji pattern that could blind passersby on a sunny day.

It started as a joke. My brother gifted me a neon green fanny pack for my birthday, complete with an emoji pattern that could blind passersby on a sunny day. I thanked him with a forced smile, tucked the monstrosity away in my closet, and promptly forgot about it. Little did I know that this flashy fanny pack in Sri Lanka would become my unlikely hero during what was supposed to be the adventure of a lifetime.

 

The Reluctant Convert

I have always considered myself fashion-conscious. Not in a high-end designer way, but in the "I care enough not to embarrass myself in public" sense. Fanny packs—or "waist bags" as they are sometimes called in a desperate attempt at rebranding—were firmly in my "never wear" category, right alongside socks with sandals and shirts with motivational quotes.

 

My usual travel gear consisted of a sleek backpack or one of those trendy men's side bags in Sri Lanka that had become increasingly popular among tourists and locals alike. They were stylish, practical, and most importantly, did not scream "I'm a tourist, please rob me" in seven different languages.

 

However, fate has a way of humbling the fashion-proud.

 

The Journey Begins

My trip to Sri Lanka had been meticulously planned for months. I had researched everything from the best local cuisine to the most Instagrammable spots in Colombo. My itinerary was packed with hiking through lush tea plantations in the central highlands, exploring ancient temples, and basking on pristine beaches along the southern coast.

 

What I hadn't planned for was the monsoon season arriving earlier than expected. As I stepped off the plane in Bandaranaike International Airport, I was greeted by a torrential downpour that would make Noah nervous.

 

"It will clear up tomorrow," the cab driver assured me as we navigated through flooded streets towards my hotel in Colombo. It did not.

 

By day three, my carefully curated wardrobe was mostly damp, my expensive leather backpack was showing signs of water damage, and my smartphone had already had one too many close calls with puddles. I needed something waterproof to carry my essentials.

 

That is when I remembered the neon atrocity lurking in my suitcase.

 

Practicality Trumps Pride

The first time I strapped that fanny pack around my waist, I did it in the privacy of my hotel room, away from judging eyes. The water-resistant material that had seemed so tacky back home now looked like practical genius. I reluctantly filled it with my passport, wallet, phone, and hotel key.

 

"Just until the rain stops," I promised myself in the mirror, adjusting the strap and trying different positions—front-facing, side-mounted, even crossbody—to find the least embarrassing configuration.

 

I ended up wearing it across my chest like a miniature shield, reasoning that the crossbody bag price in Sri Lanka probably justified this more socially acceptable position. At least that is what I told myself as I stepped out into the rainy streets of Colombo, feeling like a fashion traitor.

 

Unexpected Advantages

The first surprise came at the crowded Pettah Market. While other tourists were frantically checking their backpacks and pockets every few minutes, my valuables sat securely against my chest, always within view and protected from the persistent drizzle. I could navigate through the narrow aisles without worrying about knocking things over with a bulky backpack.

 

At Galle Face Green, as the rain temporarily subsided and crowds gathered to watch the sunset, pickpockets were working overtime. A fellow traveller from Australia had his wallet swiped from his back pocket. Another lost her phone from her purse. Meanwhile, my neon defender kept everything safe, albeit while making me look like an '80s fitness instructor who had taken a wrong turn.

 

The second advantage became apparent during a hike through the Sinharaja Forest Reserve. With both hands free to grab roots and branches on slippery inclines, I moved more confidently than those constantly adjusting shoulder bags or stopping to access their backpacks. My guide nodded approvingly at my practical choice, informing me that the waist bag price in Sri Lanka had increased recently due to growing popularity among both tourists and locals navigating the rainy season.

 

"Very smart," he said, patting his own waist bag. "Many tourists learn this lesson too late."

 

Cultural Connections

By week two, my fanny pack and I had developed a grudging respect for each other. I had even started to appreciate its garish colours, which became a surprising conversation starter with locals.

 

At a small café in Kandy, the owner's teenage son complimented my "fashion sense," explaining that similar bags had become trendy among young Sri Lankans. We spent an hour discussing how fashion trends circulate globally, sometimes starting as practical necessities before being adopted as style statements.

 

In Galle, an elderly craftsman selling handmade leather goods showed me traditional waist pouches that his ancestors had crafted for centuries—the original fanny packs. His contemporary versions combined traditional Sri Lankan designs with modern materials, catering to both locals and tourists looking for functional souvenirs.

 

"Everything old becomes new again," he told me with a knowing smile as he adjusted the strap on a beautiful hand-tooled leather version that made mine look like a child's toy.

 

The Conversion Solidifies

The defining moment came during an unexpected downpour at Sigiriya. As tourists scrambled to protect cameras and phones, I calmly continued my exploration of the ancient rock fortress. My essentials remained dry in their neon sanctuary while I focused on the breathtaking views and fascinating history.

 

A fellow traveller, noticing my hands-free confidence, approached me about where to find similar bags. I found myself enthusiastically explaining the virtues of fanny packs—water resistance, security, accessibility—like some kind of converted evangelist. The irony was not lost on me.

 

"You know," I told her, "I used to think these were just for overzealous tourists and dads at theme parks."

"And now?" she asked.

"Now I'm wondering if I can pull this off back home."

 

Bringing It Home

As my three-week adventure came to an end, I found myself browsing a local market for a more sophisticated version to take home. The vendor, seeing my neon companion, immediately directed me to his premium collection.

 

"Very popular now," he assured me. "Many styles for different occasions."

 

I selected a sleek black one with multiple compartments that could potentially pass as an intentional fashion choice rather than a surrender to practicality. As I negotiated the price—significantly higher than what my brother had likely paid for my emergency backup—I reflected on how completely my perspective had changed.

 

My luggage returned home heavier with souvenirs but lighter in pretension. The memories of Sri Lanka—its lush landscapes, rich history, and warm people—were inextricably linked with my unexpected sidekick.

 

The Unexpected Legacy

Back home, when friends ask about my trip, I find myself inevitably mentioning the fanny pack transformation alongside stories of ancient temples and elephant sanctuaries. Some laugh, some nod knowingly (especially those with young children or travel experience), and some look sceptical until I show them photos of how seamlessly it integrated into my adventures.

 

My brother was insufferably smug when I confessed that his gag gift had become essential gear. "Function over fashion," he reminded me, all too pleased with himself.

 

But perhaps the most surprising outcome is that on subsequent weekend hikes and music festivals, my fanny pack—the sophisticated black replacement, not the neon original—has become a regular companion. It turns out that once you experience true hands-free convenience without the bulk of a backpack, it is hard to go back.

 

I have even caught myself eyeing newer models online, considering options for different activities. The ultimate sign of conversion? I have started referring to them as "belt bags" in public—the linguistic equivalent of moving from denial to acceptance.

 

So here I stand, a reformed fanny pack critic, living proof that sometimes the most unexpected tools become our greatest allies. And if you find yourself in Sri Lanka during monsoon season, trust me—embrace the fanny pack. Your dignity might take a temporary hit, but your travel experience will be infinitely better for it.

 

Just maybe choose a less neon option than mine.

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